After my 6th cup of coffee of the day.
When I'm showing off a new outfit to my girlfriends.
Color coded calendars, FTW.
'I wanted shoes for every outfit'.
OMG 'he' called... or when I'm ordering sushi.
'They were having a sale'.
Too much champagne. Oops.
'Help me, I'm poor'
When UPS and FedEx come at the same time.
Hanging with my mostly companion, Mac.